Gently
Used
Laptop
The $DELL memecoin, listed on Robinhood Chain. One careful owner. Screen slightly scratched. Boots eventually. Sold as seen. 发财
Contract address coming soon
Item specifics
Everything the seller is legally required to tell you, and a few things they aren't.
- Ticker
- $DELL
- Chain
- Robinhood Chain
- Total supply
- 888,888,888
- Buy / sell tax
- 0% / 0%
- Liquidity
- Burned
- Contract
- Renounced
- Brand
- Dell (allegedly)
- Model
- Latitude, the grey one
- Screen
- Scratched. Adds character.
- Battery
- 4%. Works great when plugged in.
- Warranty
- Expired 2004
- Returns
- Not accepted
Seller's description
Written by the seller. Punctuation as found.
Selling my old Dell laptop. It has been gently used. By gently I mean I only dropped it twice and one of those times was onto carpet.
It turns on. Sometimes you need to hold the power button and think positive thoughts, but it turns on. The screen has a few scratches from where I cleaned it with the wrong side of a sponge. You stop noticing after a while, and honestly the scratches are where the alpha lives.
Comes with the original charger. Does not come with the original box, the original battery life, or my Runescape account (already sold). Stickers have been removed except the one that says "Intel inside" which I believe is load bearing.
Every other coin promises you a supercomputer. $DELL promises you a laptop that has seen things, and is still here. That is the whole pitch. That is the whole coin. 发财 means get rich, and the laptop believes in you more than it believes in its own hinge.
No lowballers, I know what I have.
How to buy
Four steps. Roughly the same time as one boot cycle.
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1
Get a wallet
Use the Robinhood app wallet, or any EVM wallet like MetaMask or Rabby. Add Robinhood Chain as a network if it isn't there already.
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2
Fund it with ETH on Robinhood Chain
Bridge or transfer ETH to Robinhood Chain. This is your gas and your buying power. Keep a little extra for fees.
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3
Swap ETH for $DELL
Open the swap link below, paste the contract address from the top of this page, and set an amount. Always check the address matches. There is only one gently used laptop.
Open swap -
4
Hold it like it's the last working charger
Add $DELL to your wallet's token list so it shows up. Then join the group chat and post your laptop.
Service history
A roadmap, but for a laptop that predates roadmaps.
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Phase 1
Power on
Token launch on Robinhood Chain. Liquidity burned, contract renounced, fans spinning at full speed.
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Phase 2
Install updates
Listings on trackers and aggregators. Community stickers, wallpapers, and a boot screen that says $DELL.
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Phase 3
Defragment
Meme contests, raids, collabs with other coins that also have a scratched screen. Holder count goes up. Hinge holds.
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Phase 4
发财
Get rich. The laptop does not have a plan for this part. It has never needed one.
Message the seller
Group chat, timeline, and chart. Reply within 3 to 5 business days, or 14 minutes if the laptop is awake.